she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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