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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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