So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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