Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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