these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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