so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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