Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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