i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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