ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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