white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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