It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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