If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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