If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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