physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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