Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
