Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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