yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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