He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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