he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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