her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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