How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
