is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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