Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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