Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
