Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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