What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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