awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
sarcasm needs its own font
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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