in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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