So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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