Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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