no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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