whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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