Sponge bath it is.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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