it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
