That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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