these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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