I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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