More tranny stories later!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
