Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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