I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Houston, we have a blender
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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