The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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