well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
