Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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