just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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