thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So many bounce houses so little time
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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