she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just google imaged poop.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Actions speak louder than pants.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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