you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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