She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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