I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm bleeding and have questions
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
