i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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