I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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