there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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