Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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