If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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